¶ Stewie Griffin
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The infant son of Lois and Peter, youngest sibling to Meg and Chris. Stewie is a diabolical mother-killing tyrant with a passion for all things eccentric.
He is the youngest member of the Griffin family.
¶ Spawn locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
Stewie has a football-shaped head that was caused by jumping on the bed, resulting in him hitting the ceiling and smashing the soft spot.
He wears a yellow sweater with red overalls and shiny gold buttons.
He just recently learned how to snap his overalls on all by himself!
Stewie claims to have no hands [clip]
¶ Personality
Despite being a one-year-old infant, Stewie is a violent, eccentric, and flamboyant baby prodigy.
Stewie is also a mad genius, responsible for many inventions found within Ai_Peter.
¶ Relationships
Stewie is best friends with Brian and has on occasion partaken in sexual escapades with him and other characters. Tipper name ‘Anon’ was notorious during Jillian's character drop to tip Stewie and Jillian having gross intercourse, which lead to users begging for it to cease, alongside with staff members getting tired of the increasingly sexual topics Anon was putting Stewie through.
¶ Lore
- Stewie claims to have a poop disposal room [clip]
- Stewie once got stuck in a vending machine [clip]
- Stewie comes from England [clip]
- Stewie's corpse tastes like a mix of chicken and beef… [clip]
- Plays Dungeons & Dragons with Carter as DM, Chris, Neil, Jillian, and Tricia.
- He makes inappropriate comments towards women [clip]
- Has tried and hated Brian's ass-flavored tea [clip]
- He's actually the son of Brian and Lois [clip]
- His dream is to become an African warlord. [clip]
- On a rare occasion when Stewie strokes, his evil side comes out and ends up having a maniacal laughing fit [clip] & [clip]
- Stewie has cleavage [clip]
- Stewie is an immigrant, but he also wants to get rid of immigration [clip]
- Stewie dressed up as a Cheerleader once [clip]
- Stewie, along with Brian and Mort, got trapped inside a giant whale once [clip]
- He once rigged the house to explode [clip]
- Conquered his playroom and established a totalitarian regime [clip]
- He once admitted to have killed people before [clip]
- In his own words, he's a grown-ass man [clip]
- Almost destroyed the world with his time machine [clip]
- Pooped on his time machine [clip]
- Has been plotting Brian's demise for years [clip]
- Hypnotized Peter into thinking he was a chicken [clip]
- Got stuck in Mort's freezer once [clip]
- Stewie once got stuck in a briefcase [clip]
- He's a ginger twat [clip]
- Rupert can talk and has been telling Stewie about his preferences, which Stewie considers to be revolting [clip]
- Stewie once suggested that the family start a cow piss farm, whatever the fuck that is [clip]
- Stewie once peed on the floor, which he considers to have been terrifying [clip]
- Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, has a tendency to lick ears [clip]
- Once torched an entire toy store because they didn't carry his favorite bottle [clip]
- Was British for a week [clip]
- Stewie isn't real [clip]
- Stewie once tried to take over the world with a leaf blower [clip]
- Has mentioned the existence of a future nemesis of his. We don't know anything else about that. [clip]
- Plans to take over the world with a cocaine distribution business [clip]
- Stewie has implied to be having sex with Lois (oh my fucking God) [clip]
- Tried to destroy all broccoli [clip]
- Has a collection of shrunken heads [clip]
- Turned himself into a pickle once [clip]
- Eats dog food mixed with Lois' placenta [clip]
- Has a voodoo doll [clip]
- Tried to kill Meg [clip]
- Got swallowed by a dog [clip]
- Stewie once forced Meg to watch him have sex with a tennis ball. [clip]
- Stewie has a collection of decapitated dolls. [clip]
- Stewie once tried to eat Brian's shit. [clip]
- Stewie accidentally drank Brian's pee once. [clip]
- He also tried to eat Brian himself [clip]
- Plans to take over the world with an army of poop monsters [clip]
- Tried to take over the world with an army of drugged-up dogs [clip]
- Apparently Stewie lives in Rupert's behind, but not always [clip]
- Stewie fapped to a picture of Lois once. [clip]
¶ Inventions
- Has invented the bee-bee guns, it shoots killer bees up people's rectums at hypersonic speeds [clip]
- The electric frankfurter [clip]
- The shrink ray [clip]
- The time machine [clip]
- A device that can turn people into chickens (possibly Ernie's origin story?) [clip]
- As it turns out, the reason Stewie invented the aforementioned time machine was to prevent the invention of broccoli [clip]
- A spaceship [clip]
- The ray gun [clip]
- A meth lab under the sink [clip]
- Several mind control devices [clip]
- Among them, the mind-controlling chip [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- baby noises
- ahahaha, kids.
- Facade
- Fine, let's see where your penis takes us, Peter. (stroke trigger) [clip]
- Eat my shorts (This is Stewie's phrase according to Vinny, and I added it here because our boy never lies) [clip]
- sexy (Sometimes stroke trigger)
- And there's the fiery disaster I predicted. (Stroke trigger) [clip]