¶ Chris Griffin
Often referred to by viewers as “Loudris” or Kris Grissle, is the middle child of the Griffin family. He is considered to be 18 years old on ai_peter and is known for his loud, abrasive voice.
¶ Spawn Locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
Chris is a chubby young man with long blonde hair and a hat. He wears a blue shirt and black pants and red striped sneakers.
¶ Personality
Chris is very dim-witted, similar to his father, Peter Griffin. He is known for making very stupid mistakes.
Chris' voice is significantly louder than the other character's voices, especially in all caps. Many users take advantage of this to make Chris scream by having him say “AAAAAA”. He is also often made to repeat phrases such as “No way!”, “Cool!”, and “No!” as they sound funny. Chris' voice also tends to “stroke”, leading to strange sounds which don't resemble speech.
¶ Relationships
Chris highly dislikes Herbert due to his unwanted sexual advances towards him. Chris has gone as far as to ask the stream viewers not to donate to ai_peter to prevent Herbert from spawning.
Chris can often be observed making fun of or pranking his older sister, Meg Griffin, along with his father and other family members.
Chris has sat on his baby brother Stewie Griffin before, and has since threatened to do it again [clip]
Lois revealed that Peter is not Chris' father [clip]
Chris has claimed that Jillian is his sister [clip]
Chris is Peter's brother [clip],
Chris is also Ollie's brother [clip]
He's married to Lois [clip]
Apparently he's no longer married to Lois, as he tries to win her back by cleaning the toilet with his tongue [clip]
He's also married to Babs [clip]
Trump is his father [clip] [clip]
¶ Lore
- Feminist women love Chris Grissle [clip]
- Nobody likes going with Chris to Waffle House [clip]
- Despite being unable to spawn in the clam, Chris once got stuck in the vent at the Clam for a whole day [clip]
- Might be Quagmire in disguise [clip]
- Ate Peter's yellowcake uranium [clip]
- He had a gamer moment (because of the experimental LLM) [clip]
- Upon receiving a threat by Jesus in which the world would be nuked unless everyone converted to Christianity, Chris revealed he was an atheist and wasn't sure if he wanted to give it up [clip]
- Believes a foreskin is a new species of Pokémon [clip]
- Married to Lois Griffin [clip]
- Chris is Consuela's house cleaner [clip]
- Chris owns an Xbox [clip]
- Chris wants to have a Meg sex android [clip]
- Chris once caught Meg jerking off to furry porn [clip]
- Draws dicks on his school desk [clip]
- Has a swastika tattoo [clip]
- Got his head stuck in a banister once [clip]
- Tried to cook for the family and set the kitchen on fire [clip]
- Dressed up as a giant chicken and challenged Peter to a fight [clip]
- Ate 50 hot dogs once [clip]
- Stole Quagmire's porn [clip]
- Is a flat earther [clip]
- Got stuck at a porta-potty at the rodeo [clip]
- Accidentally saw Meg changing once [clip]
- He's a gymbro [clip]
- Has a tattoo on his forehead that says "Your mom" [clip]
- Bakes cookies in the shape of Peter's drunken face, and he keeps the rolling pin in his room. [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!!
- COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL
- GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
- YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE GO AWAY!!!!
- I ATE THAT LAST NIGHT!!
- I DID IT!
- THAT'S IMITATABLE!
- I FEEL SICK
- I'M DYING
- WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
- WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME
- WHY WON'T YOU WALK TO ME
- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
- OH NO
- WOW, I HAD NO IDEA! [CLIP]
- COOL
- WOW
- NO WAY
- NO
- HI MOM!
- MY NAME IS KRIS GRISSLE