¶ Red Car
The famous red station wagon that can spawn in the front yard, backyard and heaven to run over whoever it damn well pleases
¶ Appearance
The red car is a red station wagon that appears to be based on a 1975 Ford LTD wagon.
¶ Personality
The Red Car has a mind of its own. Spawning in the front and back yard, Red Car discriminates against all and occasionally spawns to kill whoever it pleases. The Red Car is not omnipotent, however, as Death, God and Jesus are immune to the powers of the car.
You can check out crashes here!
¶ Double “Red Car” sightings
Usually only one car spawns. However, there are some rare sightings of two red cars spawning.
- Peter accuses Mort for stealing his lawnmower. Mort claims Peter is racist
- Adam West & Cleveland have a mayoral debate. Adam mentions his many accomplishments as Quahog's leader. Cleveland can only say "Yeah, but you ain't forklift certified, bitch." Cleveland wins.
¶ Lore
Discord Admin Troy used to have the keys to the red car, but after his retirement, Pauhull gave the keys to Discord Admin Jage
