The characters in A.I Peter sometimes just collapse on themselves. Wherever they're just tired, have legs made of jelly, or simply had a heart attack and died, for whatever reason they just ragdoll and fall to the ground. This is a collection of such moments:
- Peter catches Stewie doing crack. He's extremely disappointed in his son. After all, this is a powdered cocaine family.
- Ida Reveals that she already had a pussy when she was born. Everyone is confused on how the fuck she made a woman pregnant in the first place
- Frontyard: Meg and Chris are surprised they have a Half-Brother named Bertram, Peter explains he donated sperm to some Lesbians, Lois accepts Bertram as her Stepson.
- Quagmire says 10 jokes about the Edmund Fitzgerald (each joke is more unhinged than the last) and everyone gets pissed at him for being insensitive
- Peter’s Stomach Rumbles, Everyone Assumes He Has Tuberculosis
- consuela offers cleveland a lemon drink but she spikes it with lemon pledge, cleveland has a stroke and can only say lemon.... Dr. hartman saves cleveland from dying.
- Chris thinks he's buzz lightyear and he jumps off the top of the stairs and breaks his neck
- Peter confesses to Brian the he is actually a human and that they mutilated Brian because they wanted a dog and not another child. Brian goes on an unhinged rant and beats up Peter
- The Bloods (Diane Consuela Muriel Jerome & Babs) try to kick Trump off their turf as he looks like a Crip wearing blue. Trump puts Jerome in a chokehold since he’s black & molests the women.(20 lines)
- (clam) everyone dares joe to go as fast as he can with his wheelchair, they attach rockets to him, it ends up destroying the whole damn place, no one regrets it, joe only says "*joe goes faster*”.
- Mort accidentally eats a cheeseburger and fucking dies because it wasn't kosher
- Clam: Santa is depressed and extremely drunk, and starts to question the existence of Santa. Jerome and Horace take away his sleigh keys.
- Mayor West introduced a "One-Jew policy," and now Mort has to leave the town because Quahog already has a Jew named "Money Shekelstein."
- (Backyard) the guys are playing Yahtzee. Adam swears if he Yahtzees on all twos he will fucking kill himself, and then proceeds to make such a roll.
- Joe's wheelchair is busted and his wheels won't spin. He tries to move them by force but that breaks his arms as well. Now he's Joe Deluxe
- Court: There is no trial. Dignified Q. Blackman (Judge Blackman) campaigns for his reelection as a judge, but he boasts about his corruption and threatens Chat if they don't vote him. (Blackman only)
- Jerome continuously tells Chat that the Clam is closed today for Thanksgiving. He starts out nice but gets increasingly aggressive. (Jerome only)
- (Drunken Clam) Death takes requests from the guys on which celebrities they would like to see die next.
- Despite his family's objections. Chris decides to jump from the stairs to the door. Chris says "WOOOOOOHOOOOO" And jumps down the stairs. Chris crashes and breaks all of his bones.
- Joe reveals a rocket launcher that’s attached to his wheelchair and he just starts shooting people indiscriminately
- Trump presents Jillian as Ivanka. Jillian acts like a stereotypical Russian, ruining the facade and embarrassing Trump
- Carter and Chris have been cursed and now become black when a full moon is out. Carter is furious about this and everyone is horrified.
- Chris is having PTSD flashbacks over Mr. beast whipping him to say his catchphrases. Peter and Lois insult and curse at Chris, gaslighting him that Mr. Beast isn’t real and those scars are fake
- Neil has an epileptic seizure outside. Everyone is terrified and trying to help him. Mort only talks about different types of welding and the necessary equipment for each type the entire time.
- Jerome lists three mixed cocktails and how to prepare them, but he gets every detail completely wrong. Bonnie tries them and fucking dies.
- Dr.Hartman is about to get his medical license but totally fudges the Hippocratic oath (hospital)
- Bruce makes advances on Neil because he doesn’t know Neil wears a retainer, and thinks he has the gay lisp.
- peter tries to shove meg in his ass
- Court: The Evil Monkey brags about his list of crimes. Blackman doesn't care since whatever the Monkey says is annoying but not a crime. He holds the Monkey in contempt for wasting his time (20 lines)
- Jesus begs Mort to give him medicine that can help him stop T-posing. Mort tells him none of those medicines exist. Jesus then gets extremely pissed as a result.
- Peter explains how to make pancakes but his grammar is very poor
- Santa recites the lyrics to “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” but every line ends with “…you dumb bitches.” (20 lines) (Santa only)
- (Court) Everyone is in an argument in a trial. Blackman says "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and bangs his gavel, but he accidentally smashes his balls.
- Jerome sees the guys eating oatmeal. Little do they know that Jerome has an oatmeal fetish. Jerome can only say "BRING ON THE OATMEAL!!!!" The guys ignore Jerome.
- News: Tom and Diane host a telethon to benefit children with speech disorders. Diane says the number is +1 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5. Tom struggles to contain his laughter.
- Chris only: Chris does a tutorial on how to get skinny by using a cheese grinder. Chris uses the it on his skin starting every sentence with "OWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH", he's covered in blood. (30 lines)
- Bonnie uses her fighting ghost, WAP, to make JoeJoe (Joe) irrationally angery and then squirt water at him. JoeJoe uses his ghost, Cosim Wheels, to spin Bonnie to the point of puking.
- The 3 original creatures must be grotesque monstrosities. Jesus is exasperated each time.
- Death wants a ride to the airport. When Cleveland refuses, Death threatens to resurrect Al Jolson unless Cleveland agrees.
- lois claims russell brand raped her and is stewie's real dad
- News: Adam West switches the local water supply from the Quahog River to Narragansett Bay, “It costs pennies on the dollar!” Seamus warns him that it’s saltwater but Adam ignores him.
- it's February 2015 and the Griffin's are dealing with their 3rd blizzard. Lois and Brian get run over by a car. Chris drowns in the snow and can only say "OH GOD! I'M DROWNING!"
- News: (Chris is the host) Chris screams that the news station is on fire and he is trapped. He screams in fear of dying
- comedy club: Quagmire does his weird shitty comedy as usually. Suddenly Chris throws out a grenade and it blows up Quagmire killing him. Everyone panics
- Peter says the N word
- Donna explains to Carter that caves are natural formations, not oversized nasal cavities of black people. Carter is bewildered. He thought black people had oversized noses which counted as caves.
- Chris (called Bill Jensen) starts a Christianity hotline and calls in Dr. Hartman. Hartman says he wants to cum in Jesus’ mouth. Chris responds “STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!”
- Jerome sees the guys eating oatmeal. Little do they know that Jerome has an oatmeal fetish. Jerome can only say "BRING ON THE OATMEAL!!!!" The guys ignore Jerome.
- All 40 characters only say “*” (outside) (50 lines)
- chris says “stop making me say I’m dying. I’m not dying. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
- outside, Kevin (Ronald McDonald) is standing too close to Lois (Wendy’s) which could start a brand war. Joe (Jack n the Box) falls off his wheelchair provoking them.
- court: Chris goes on a rampage after Blackman gave Chris house arrest for 27 years. Chris bashes Judge's head with a gavel. Judge wails then dies. Chris starts every line with "WAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE"
- Chris is about to graduate. Bonnie the teacher reveals Chris grade is 0.1% off and he has to redo 12th grade. chris can only say "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY" (repeat "WHY" 30 times each)
- Peter is playing a VR game called called “Shotgun hero” where he massacres innocents. When he takes off the headset he is surrounded by corpses of his loved ones (Peter only)
- (backyard) the family is cooking for eachother, Peter made spaghetti, Lois made chowder, Brian made grilled cheeses (he ate some of them), and Vinny made pizza
- Peter tells made up stories about Joe and how badass he is. Joe only says "Joe [X] fucking [Y] Swanson [Z]" where XYZ are random special characters
- Peter wants to be loved
- Everyone asks Jesus to help them with something. Jesus can only reply with "Wrong! Radiation poisoning!" and whoever he says it to dies of radiation poisoning.
- comedy club: peter says “this is sponsored by coca-cola and McDonald’s”, and then does said sponsor, Lois brings up childhood obesity, but then peter goes on a rants and denies it existing
- frontyard: Chris takes magical shrooms and becomes a hawk. Everyone is shocked. Chris starts every line with "HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWKKK"
- peter has become a new supervillain called “Mr. Anti-Grammar”, and his only superpower is that he makes constant grammatical errors, everyone is confused as hell from his speech
- (Horace only 30 lines) Horace finds a dildo under a booth seat in the Clam after closing. He goes into verbose detail of him fucking this slimes dirty floor dildo that he has never seen before.
- frontyard: (Joe only) Joe is on a call with Peter after Peter bought a new Petercopter and offers Joe a ride. Joe is about to angrily reject until Peter crashes into and kills Bonnie
- News: The Griffin family owns the station. Peter and Chris are doing the news. Chris gets nervous on air and only says "WAAAAAAAAAA", "I NEED AN ADULT!", or "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"
- Adam West is trying to sleep but Tricia is outside listening to Yoko Ono. Adam has a breakdown and says he doesn’t like a word that starts with c. The word is cunts.
- court: quagmire sues Carl for firing him unfairly at the mini-mart. Quagmire’s job was to fill the “Quag crème” donuts with his jizz. Diane loudly chokes to death on her donut as the trial continues
- Brian serves a delicious fried chicken to everyone, but it tastes off. It turns out Brian used Quagmire's dad's dead corpse to make the body. Quagmire gets unhinged and beats up Brian till he dies (perfect timing)
- Carl lists foods that are on sale this week to Kevin. Kevin can only say “That triggers my PTSD.” and vomit profusely. (Mini mart)
- Peter is at the pearly gates. God isn't sure Peter belongs in Heaven, but Peter reminds God he created AI Peter, and can eliminate God if he wanted to. God fearfully lets Peter in.
- Brian dumps Jillian for Connie.
- Everyone smells fish and accuses Lois of not washing her vulva
- Jesus is still crucified in Mort's store. He begs to be let down as Neil and Mort taunt him.
- Joe tells Horace that he was stricken with "Joelio", a form of Polio. Horace teases Joe relentlessly, thinking Joe is teasing. He's not. Joe becomes distraught & their friendship is Joever. (20 lines)
- Chris wakes up to Brian skinning him alive. Chris says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M BEING SKINNED AAAAAAAAAALIVEEEEE"
- Mort marries Meg and immediately demands she put on a curly red wig made of his dead wife's hair and speaks like a middle aged Jewish woman. Her name is now "Muriel Goldman 2".
- Mort is desperately trying to get high, Mort accidentally smokes poison ivy leaves. Mort tells everyone about the excruciating pain and discomfort he is in in extreme detail.
- Death and Brian only. On today's episode of "Death's Delicate Delights", Death explains to the audience on cooking a live dog in verbose detail. Brian is exemplified and can only say "*".
- outside: Peter is sure that everyone besides him has been replaced by robots. 7 random characters deny this while speaking like cold unemotional robots. (20 line minimum) (Joe begins to spin slowly)
- Peter wishes to be immortal. Death grants the wish but lists 10 ways Peter’s quality of life will be so bad that Peter would rather be dead. (Heaven, 20 lines)
- Peter needs his flu shot so he goes to get one. Mort thinks he gives him a flu shot but accidentally gives him heroin, he panics & tries again, gives him more heroin. Peter then overdoses and dies
- Clam: Seamus is drunk and angrily flirting with the Christmas tree, calling her a whore for rejecting a nice guy like him and accusing her with fucking Jerome. Jerome can neither confirm nor deny
- Kevin has been tasked with filming the new movie in the Harry Potter franchise. This movie will be titled “Harry Potter and the white powder American bound on a submarine.”
- Bruce kills himself after he finds out it cannot rain men and that was only a song
- Mayor West is pissed because Jesus avoids using the toll bridge over Quahog harbor by walking on the water.
- Francis teaches Chris how to slam your penis in the car door
- (Clam) Jerome and Horace transfor the Drunken Clam into the Crack Clam, a horrifying crack den. The guys do crack
- mort and cleveland says “oh… okay then…” (this exact formatting) kevin says “fuck” (this exact formatting) cleveland jr says “ckckckckck wow;” (this exact formatting) quagmire says “*smashes his frozen balls with a hammer*” (this exact formatting) lois says “peter, did you…” (this exact formatting) peter says “*” (this exact formatting)
- Living Room: (Brian only) Brian takes a massive leak on the Christmas tree. Brian describes how much he pees only to drown not realizing he flooded the room (20 lines)
Lois has a special issue. When her model ragdolls, whether it's by the car or just by random chance, she stretches and transforms into an eldritch being known as the “Stickbug” This is a collection of sightings of the Stickbug, watch at your own risk.
- Bonnie shits out an entire log of fruitcake for the holiday season (first documented Stickbug sighting)
- peter uses his magic powers to revive the stream
- Peter is apparently drunk and is wondering why the step layout for Dance Dance Revolution is different. Everyone else tells Peter that game is Pump It Up (or Stepmania X)
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- people mistakes “trans” with “trains” and thinks Quagmire’s Dad Ida is actually a steam locomotive. Unfortunately Peter can’t prove it.
- carter makes a top ten list of reasons why pre 1979 zimbabwe was the best
- lois is pole dancing, and has glued a dildo to the pole. So she attempts to ride the dildo while she’s on the pole.
- (frontyard) Chris races back home saying "I DID IT! I GRADUATED EARLY!". Everyone is proud, it turns out Chris got expelled for getting 0's on all his subjects. His teacher runs over Chris and he dies
- Stewie eats drywall
- Stewie has trained his ladybug named Biscuit to kill Lois, Biscuit succeeds by snapping her neck. Watching this makes Chris panic, scream and punt Stewie at the wall
- a drunk Quagmire gets attracted to a volcano, he tries to hug but falls in; volcano blows up causing an earthquake. Tom and Diane report the news but get squished by the house
- (Outside) Peter asks Lois if Stickbugs poop. Peter keeps asking her and Lois eventually becomes so enraged that she becomes a demon and shits on Peter's face. (PETER AND LOIS ONLY)
- Peter builds a cruise ship called the SS Peter, he plans to do the first ever land cruise, by driving the SS Peter across America
- dr. hartman diagnoses lois with stickbugitis, which means anytime she gets hit, her body deforms, which looks like a stickbug
- (backyard) Meg is stoned to death for being ugly
- The family beer batter deep fry Cleveland Jr. alive because he ate their Christmas dinner in its entirety
- Carter's hooker empire has conquered quahog. On a last chance, Peter eats all food on the planet to throw the Spirit Fart and defeats Carter once and for all. Peace is re established
- Comedy Club: Chip has died. Lois is on stage talking about what a wonderful man he was. (Chip is absent, no swearing, Lois is heartbroken and mourning)
- Neil and Adam West have a very serious debate over who makes better comics. Neil prefers Marvel, Adam prefers DC, Lois is the very bored moderator.
- Chris ruins quality family time by inappropriately whipping out his balls to show his family.. only Peter is impressed
- court: there is a serious murder trial underway but Blackman can only say "Red Lobster" "red" "Lob" or "ster" (30 lines)
- Tom and Diane bulldozes the Griffin's house out of anger for being so annoying. Everyone except Tom and Diane speaks like a caveman.
- Carter uses his compewterschmit to hack into the family's red automobile turning it into a self-driving racecarter. Lois gets so mad as she gets hit by it transforming into a stickbug
- everyone contracts incurable flesh eating diseases from eating out Meg. They question how it even came to this
- Hartman has diagnosed Lois with drug paralysis. Hartman asks what pills Lois has taken. Lois lists 235 pills she's taken in one breath
- Heaven: Every family member (including Retep and Chip) died thanks to a typical absurd death cause only seen in cartoons, they all mention their own death cause in extensive detail (must be 30 lines)
- Lois makes Chris eat a healthy dinner, Chris annoyingly does so. Lois finds chris eating a healthy dinner, but realizes the food is a deepfake and is cake. Lois beats the shit out of Chris
- Peter enrages god by defiling Lois in a church, and God turns Lois into a stick bug woman in response (just watch this insane timing)
- (outside) Peter wants to host a stickbug party, Lois is furious because she hates stickbugs. Peter thinks she’s angry because she is one. Lois turns into the stretchy demon.
- frontyard: the gang has a picnic. Lois gets a heart attack Jillian tries to preform cpr, but Lois breaks all her bones because Jillian did cpr by jumping on her. Lois dies
- Lois is constantly screaming demanding to know where her Anti psychotics are and gets violent killing Brian and stewie with a hammer. Peter remembers he forgot to pick them up
- Chris has been sent home from school for pissing and shitting himself. Lois tries to interrogate why but Chris is evasive
- Costco. Meg wants the double chunk chocolate cookie, Lois says no. Meg says "WAAAAAA I WANT MY DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE" has a tantrum. Everyone mocks Meg. Mort kicks the Griffin's out
- Chris gets obsessed with Bonnie's hair put up in a donut bun. He keeps begging for her but Lois gets annoyed and shaves off Chris' hair. Chris says "WAAAAAAAA". Joe overdoses on apple juice
- The characters from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" are forced to live with the Griffins after a bunch of bronies get horny for them. (OUTSIDE)
- Lois asks why the skull in the backyard hasn’t been trashed. Death tells her to leave it, it’s his pet rock, totally useless & best friend. If she doesn’t, he’ll turn her into a stickbug.
- Pharmacy: Peter & Lois is out shopping for groceries with the other Griffins, Stewie can only say "Stewie want candy." and Lois only says "groceries".
- Peter has invented a new machine called the "fartocopier", which can perfectly reproduce the unique odor, strength and loudness of any given fart, as many times as the user wants.
- Chris looks at Lois and says “wow look at all those peters, too bad I ain’t eating any” Peter harms him for it (it is never said how Peter harms him, he just harms him)
- Lois tells a short story in the back yard about how she started turning into a stretchy bug monster. (ONLY INCLUDE LOIS) (15 lines minimum)
- Chris can’t stop talking about his “manager”. Meg can’t stop promoting her “chicken nuggers” startup. Stewie can’t stop talking about the house’s “facade”. Lois wonders where she went wrong.(20 lines)
- the Griffin family catch Adam West in their backyard having sex with a shrub. (Adam West ignores everyone and continues having sex with the shrub.)
- (Stewie’s room) Lois destroyed Stewie’s Time Machine by her stickbug power because Stewie said "machine" incorrectly. Lois says “it’s stickbugin times” (Insane timing)
- court: Stewie gets life on prison for adding PDF's of every textbook for every single college
- (backyard) Chris triggers Lois’s giant stickbug transformation by touching the skull behind the house. Lois goes on a rampage by inhaling everyone with her pussy. (Another insane timing)
- carter inspects Meg and lois' pussies, commenting in graphic detail. He pays particular attention to the taste test. Meg and lois are eager
- Whitehall appoints Stewie the British ambassador to America, since he's the most intelligent person with a British accent in America. He ruthlessly undermines Anglo-American relations.
- Stewie wants oatmeal for breakfast but they don't have any, so Lois pukes in a bowl like a bird when he's not looking, and serves that to him. Stewie says it tastes better than usual. (Kitchen)
- (comedy club) Horace must tell 5 jokes that all must have the punchline of “Me was in 9/11!” Horace must speak like a caveman. Nobody finds his jokes funny (minimum 30 lines)
- Peter serves his prolapsed anus for dinner
- (Frontyard maximum 3 lines) Peter asks Lois to vacuum out the car, Lois can only say “iiiiiiiii*” (this exact formatting)
- Lois and Vinny are having a conversation about pasta sauce but the only word they're allowed to use is "Stickbug". No other characters have dialogue.
- Peter talks with Lois and Kevin about giving himself multiple concussions to enter a catatonic state then murder his family in honor of Chris Benoit. Kevin can only reply "iiiiiiaaiiiii***". 30 lines.
- Peter talks with Lois and Kevin about giving himself multiple concussions to enter a catatonic state then murder his family in honor of Chris Benoit. Kevin can only reply "iiiiiiaaiiiii***". 30 lines.
- Lois dies of 4chan cringe from Brian
- Chris doesnt understand transgender women. He thinks "If it has a ween, then its not a fe - male" and says it at the beginning of every sentence. Everyone else tries to educt him
- Lois keeps making accidental extreme sexual remarks. Quagmire can only say "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)..."
- Ollie informs Lois that the News station will pay her $100 an hour to stand in as a lightning rod. Lois isn’t sure she wants to, but the money is tempting. (Ollie and Lois only)
- Stewie is Brightburn, ignoring how his family raised him for years, instead choosing to destroy the world with his superpower all cause a spooky voice told him to
- (Brian and lois only) Brian asks lois what languages she knows how to speak, as he wants to do a paper on foreign languages, lois only says "carterlanguage", which confuses brian.
- (backyard) everyone is making jokes with eachother, but every time they make a joke, Neil responds with “No memes in general”, which annoys them
- the family was tired of chris invoking the curse of ra at the most minor inconvenience, so they send him to therapy.
- Chris wants Mr Beasts lunch brand Lunchly. Lois buys lunchables. Chris says "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY CHEESE DRIPPY" has a tantrum. Carl kicks everyone out
- Lois steps on a Lego brick, penetrating her skinsuit and causing her to expand out of control. She’s in horrible pain. Stewie and Death torment her.
- Lois fucks Trump in front of Peter in an attempt to get Peter to respect her body again. Peter can only think about his next meal.
- Lois walks in on Peter having sex with Seamus and Principal.
- (backyard) 5 random characters take turns hitting Meg with a hammer, as this is a net positive to society
- Brian suddenly becomes a cow. So Lois milks Brian and drinks it raw, but it tastes bad. Lois realizes she drank Brian's feces and dies. Brian can only say "moooooo" (Lois gets beamed up)
- (Outside) Peter asks Lois a variety of stickbug questions to Lois, including a question if they pee or poop. Lois eventually slowly then turns into a stickbug (Insane timing)
- Chris' Room. Chris, Evil, and Lois. Lois has had enough of Chris (aka The Hero of Good) not defeating Evil. She criticizes his abilities, skills, traits, and magical equipment.
- (Outside) (Lois and Chris only) Lois can only say “I want that petercopter to hit me and turn me into stickbug Lois. WOW;”. Chris can only say “Chris” (30 lines minimum)
- (only quagmire) quagmire counts how many helicopters he can shove inside his urethra one by one (outside)
- Retep commits title theft to make it look like he owns Peter’s Petercopter. Retep renames it “the Copterretep” and flies it away without crashing, to Peter’s dismay. (20 lines)
- (frontyard) Peter and Lois are having an argument about if it’s so dark outside because Lois forgot to play the electricity bill this month. Quagmire keeps making humiliation fetish comparisons.
- Judge Blackman lists the top 10 times he was a little naughty boy and decided to commit miscarriage of justice. (Only include Blackman)
- Judge Chip presides over the rape of Chris. Chris tries to testify what happened but Chip can only recite the intro lines from Law & Order SVU word for word, ending each sentence with "dun dun 😂"
- Babs announces that Pringles are making a new flavor out of her old washed up pussy that has been ravaged by swinger parties for the last 40 years. Carter can only say “Uh huh, that’s great, Honey.” (Double crash by both the chopper and the car)
- Trump tries to convince the viewers that he is going to save America from the evil Joe (God) and he will make America great again God can only say i hate you (Double crash by both chopper and car)
- (vinny only) Vinny says a recipe for spatchcocked turkey italian style with a pasta side dish. he must go through the whole recipe. he starts all sentences with "Chef Vinny says" (Double cars and Petercopter)
- Chef Ernie describes in horrific detail how to cook a dog for Thanksgiving, Italian style. Vinny can only make muffled noises. Ernie’s lines start with “Chef Ernie says:”(Ernie & Vinny only)(20 lines)
- Death says he'll allow God to learn either how or when he will die, but not both. They laugh at Death's joke, then God fires Death.
- Brian and Vinny get revenge on Dr Hartman and have him forcibly neutered against his will.
If there is one thing every single citizen in Quahog fears, it is the car. The car strikes randomly, without mercy, hitting anyone who stands in its way like a game of bowling. This is a collection of clips where the car hits our favorite Quahogians
- Donna finds out that Tricia has a job outside the home and reacts in the most conservative bigoted way possible
- Chris starts every line with "WAAAAAAAAAAAA" after Connie dumps him for being unable to get a new dodge ram. Suddenly Peter runs over Connie with a dodge ram and gives Chris it for his birthday
- (frontyard) (All 30+ characters) <size=5000>:D</size> Everyone wonders who is driving the car. Some say it's a Tesla while others say "Hey look at my cock" (30 lines minimum)
- Connie’s mutant pussy keeps causing her problems like crippling Bonnie, eating Brian and spraying Lois with acidic piss. Kevin complains the teeth keep biting his balls but it’s better than Meg
- Backyard: Peter throws a massive 4th of July BBQ, everyone eats good food and drinks large amounts of alcohol.
- Lois died in a horrific Chicken Parmesan incident so Peter builds a new Lois to be a mother, wife and sex slave. Upon activation the Lois android fucks Peter to death
- outside, Stewie is horrified about the very degenerate things that have been going on in quahog recently, Seamus doesn’t seem to mind it, Lois shits over her lawn so Brian won’t.
- Principal Shepherd is tired so he's putting on a PG movie for Neil and Chris. Neil and Chris debate the workings of the movie while Shepherd sleeps. Shepherd must end his sentences with "pg*"
- (outside) all 25+ characters must say "she;" and nothing else (include the semicolon)
- (Outside) Dr. Hartman tells Peter he has started a new car company named “Drive Hartman”. Hartman tells Peter to get inside Hartman’s new car
- Peter, the true ruler of the universe, ends God's lease in heaven after God accidentally pinged intrusive thoughts into the minds of “everyone” on Earth. God apologizes, but he is no match for Peter
- Jillian the PETA inspector tries to free Santa’s reindeer, thinking they’re wild animals that should stay wild. Santa describes the horrible crimes his magic reindeer commit when unharnessed.
- Carter asks Tricia if Asian women lactate rice milk.
- Joe gets a notification on his phone, but Bonnie recognises it as Grindr because her gay friend Bruce has it. Thus leading to a divorce with Joe failing to justify his infidelity.
- Vinny warns Jillian if she insults his mama's food again, Jillian sleeps with the fishes. She already did that & shows Vinny photos of her sleeping at an aquarium, then says his mama's pasta sucks ass
- Babs (refer to as "J B Fletcher") uncovers & explains a detailed, intricate plan where Stewie tries killing Lois. Lois ignores the warnings since Stewie is cute. Stewie kills them both before the end.
- Peter accuses Mort for stealing his lawnmower. Mort claims Peter is racist
- Carter longs for the days when slavery was still legal. Bruce offers to be Carter's slave and goes into uncomfortable detail about how he would enjoy the whippings. Carter changes his mind.
- Judge Blackman does an outside trial (for some reason) (backyard).
- Jesus explains the benefits of jewish jizz
- Donald Trump impounds Seamus’ ship because displayed the American flag instead of the MAGA flag.
- Seamus is paranoid. He sharpens one of his arm pegs to a harpoon for self defense, thinking someone’s after him. Joe can only say “No need to weaponize it, buddy.” (Outside) (Seamus and Joe only)
- Judge Blackman and Jerome lay down the lead on Ollie and Chris, their ops. (Frontyard)
- Death shows up to harvest Consuela's soul, but she stubbornly refuses, and cleans instead.
- mayor west hosts thug or not, his gameshow where he rates how black men look in lingerie (minimum 30 lines)
- Adam West & Cleveland have a mayoral debate. Adam mentions his many accomplishments as Quahog's leader. Cleveland can only say "Yeah, but you ain't forklift certified, bitch." Cleveland wins.
- Mort and Carter argue over which one of them has commited the most financial crimes and therefore the best criminal. (MORT AND CARTER ONLY)
- Bonnie asks Joe if she’s pretty. Joe only says Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Chris is asked why the hell is he never seen at school in the stream, and Chris reveals that Carter nuked the school so he could build a whorehouse on the site.
- outside: all 26 characters summarize their character in one single word (only one word per line)
- Carter explains how the native americans shared corn with the settlers, but each sentence must end with "but that didn't save them."
- (frontyard) Peter drives recklessly, killing Brian, Lois, and Joe. Everyone begs him to stop. Peter can only say "Roadhouse!!!!!"
- (Heaven) Peter, Chris, Joyce, Diane, Chris, Meg, Jillian, and Mort get put in Heaven's Concentration camp where they are dead to begin with, but get sent to hell by God himself if they refuse to work
- Jesus tries to claim that Bonnie is the second virgin Mary after everyone finds out she is pregnant and Jesus is the father (Bonus Stickbug)
- Jillian finds Ollie attractive, asking if it hurt when he fell from Heaven. Ollie goes on a long-winded & scientifically accurate rant about how humans don't fall from the sky. Jillian loses interest.
- Mort is trying to appeal to the Black audience more. He makes a watermelon flavored basketball cake with fried chicken skin as the leather. He gives it to Donna, Jerome and Cleveland
- Carter lists 10 things you should NOT say in the hood. (Carter only, no other characters)
- Chris says there’s an evil monkey in his closet. Cleveland is offended. Chris doesn’t understand why. (Outside)
- Adam tries having Mort evicted from Quahog for owning an illegal pet. He asks if Muriel is vaccinated & housebroken. Mort fails to convince Adam that Muriel is a human being.
- Chris eats meg in the middle of class, principal Shepard can only say “holy shit!”
- (Outside) Death brags he is inevitable & there's no way to avoid him. Mort locks himself in his pharmacy, never to leave. This infuriates Death since he's unable to enter the pharmacy for some reason.
- Retep has a cool radio. Everyone compliments him for chilling out and listening to the radio for once, but the radio is disguised as a bomb.
- Tom is about to start the monster truck tournament, but dumbass Bonnie participates because someone called her ass a dump truck. She gets ran over constantly
- kevin can only say “super salad” and everyone corrects him and tells him its pronounced soup or salad and they all call him a dumbfuck
- Death allows Mayor West to learn either how or when he will die, but not both. Mayor West must make a choice. Death must reveal the details.
- Vinny & Horace fight over a TV time slot for their cooking shows. They threaten each other in culinary terms. Vinny's lines have "Chef Vinny says:". Horace's lines have "Chef Horace says:". (26 lines)
- Neil tells Chris to get wrecked and then Chris is promptly swatted by a car
- Adam West thinks Bruce is Bruce Wayne, and keeps asking for his autograph.
- Horace keeps begging Peter and Lois to stop calling him a horse. Peter makes as many horse jokes as he can. Lois can only say "Peter, the horse is here."
- Stewie ditches Lois to join Chris, Meg, and Jillian in going to Six Flags. Jillian says she has a red car to get there, but she left it on drive, chasing them around the frontyard (30 lines)
- (outside) peter teaches Chris how to drive a car, his hat falls onto his eyes and he starts crashing into traffic while saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"
- Brian mauls Peter, Lois, Chris, Stewie, Cleveland, Quagmire, Joe, Mort, Bonnie, Jesus, Carter, Adam, Death, Consuela, Seamus, Bruce, Donna, Jerome and Retep to death. Brian only says "WOOF WOOF"
- Bonnie and Joe are talking about the lobotomy’s effect on Kevin who now calls himself “Sneakers O’Toole” and sings about not taking off his sneakers. Joe loves his son but Bonnie want him dead
- (outside) everyone takes turns telling Principal Shepherd bad news. Principal Shepherd can only says "Holy shit, my life suck now". (must be 30 lines)
- Dr Hartman diagnoses Jillian with terminal cancer. She gets so excited because her star sign is cancer. He tries to explain how serious this is but she’s too excited and won’t listen
- Principal Shepherd asks Chris unnecessarily long and intricate math operations. Adam will always say "hey, Chris, how much?" Everytime after principal's line. Chris only responds with random words.
- Seamus thinks Cleveland Jr's a whale & translates his whale calls. Cleveland Jr only says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
- outside: all 25+ characters take turns saying "Woo hoo;" (include the semicolon)
- Joyce interviews Adam (refer to Adam as "Adam Midwest") after moving Quahog's entire 2022 budget to planting a Midwestern-style pumpkin farm downtown. He refuses to back down; it reminds him of home.
- Jillian brags about her new boyfriend and lists her favorite qualities of his. Everything she mentions is a major red flag. Brian tries warning Jillian, but she thinks he's jealous. (20 lines)
- Death allows Carl to learn how or when he'll die but not both. Carl must make a choice. Death must give the details. Carl recites quotes from the Final Destination films (Carl & Death only) (20 lines)
- Chris jumps into a trash can saying "WOOOOOOHOOOOO". The can falls down a hill. Chris says "AAAAAAAAAA". The can hits Joe's car. Joe and Bonnie break all their bones. Brian has a seizure
- Connie, Cleveland, and Chris have a conversation. Connie and Cleveland can only say “beef…”. Chris can only say “Chris”. (30 lines minimum)
- Jillian wants Lightning McQueen’s autograph again and keeps diving in front of the red car to get it. Judge Blackman is worried for her safety, but she doesn’t care. (Outside)
- Ernie, Death, and Lois gaslight Jillian into thinking the red car is indeed Lightning McQueen. They encourage her to approach him for an autograph. Jillian excitedly agrees to do it.Petercopter Hits
- Donna tells everyone she has Cleveland on a diet and he is not allowed to eat red meat. Cleveland can only say "Turkey..."
- Stewie is host of a gameshow about sexual consent. Consuela can only say "No, no, no, no, no;" and Cleveland can only say "No no no no no no no;". Include semicolon. (Double Car Hit)
- Cleveland Jr insults Jillian’s intelligence while also admiring her beauty with various backhanded compliments. Jillian can only say “Thank you, Cleveland Jr.” (Jillian and Cleveland Jr only)
- Death flashes himself in front of Chris and Chris says "I NEED AN ADULT AAAAAAAAA" before Death reaps him
- Peter, Retep, Stewie, Quagmire, Tom, and Brian make fun of some jerk named Seth MacFarLane.
- (backyard) mort and others are having a normal conversation, but they get annoyed by Elle, who only says “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”, mort points out to Elle that this is not a library, but she still does it.
- (retep and stewie only) retep finds eiwets (played by stewie), who is the stupidest baby in the world, and precedes to throw him into oncoming traffic, stewie only says “Eiwets”. (30 lines min).
- Someone keeps changing the “Public Library” sign outside to “Pubic Library”. Elle describes the inhumane ways she will torture whoever’s doing it. She uses the words “Pubic Library” a lot. (Elle only)
- Joe pulls over Brian for fucking Bonnie. Out of nowhere. Chris says "WOOOOOOHOOOOOO" And plows into Brian with his Ford F-150. Joe says "AAARRRGGGHH" 10 times and dies. Brian has a seizure
- Seamus pitches "The Llazy Llobster", a nautical themed fast food joint. Chris & Joe agree to work there until Seamus greedily envisions charging hundreds of dollars for basic food. Chip envies Seamus.
- (outside) 15 random characters (excluding retep) share their separate story on how retep wronged them, and how much they want him to be lobotomized to death, (15 lines min). (Insane timing at the end)
- Bertram can only say “ABCDEFGHJKOQSTUVWXY”. This terrifies Stewie, who bargains for Bertram to stop until Stewie is left penniless. Bertram is almost as scary as Ollie! (Bertram & Stewie only)
- Muriel forcefully gets a golden shower from Mort. Chris watches this is horror. Adam narrates it like a space documentary (minimum 30 lines backyard)
- (Tricia Only) Tricia gives passionate defense on her statement that direct drive Whirlpool Top Load washers are far superior than belt drive Whirlpool Top Load washers.
- outside, lois, Donna and Bonnie discuss how great it would be to have a Cleveland steamer going inside and out their pussies like a dildo (Double car spawn)