¶ Joe Swanson
Joe Swanson is one of Peter Griffin's friends and a character on the ai_peter livestream.
¶ Spawn Locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
Joe wears a grey shirt, blue pants, and black shoes. He has a large head and buff arms. Most notably, Joe has a wheelchair he uses to move around due to being paralyzed from the waist down. Joe used to walk with the wheelchair stuck to his ass before he was given a proper wheelchair animation.
¶ Personality
Joe is most well known for his wheelchair and crippled legs. This makes him an easy target for jokes about his inability to walk.
Joe is also a police officer. He is often accused of police brutality, especially against minorities.
¶ Relationships
Joe is married to Bonnie Swanson, however, they hate each other so they often tend to have affairs without even caring about if the other person finds out. They have a son, Kevin.
Joe is one of Peter's best friends and neighbours. They like to hang out together at The Drunken Clam or Goldman's Pharmacy. He's also friends with Cleveland and Quagmire.
Joe and Carter tend to get along pretty well due to Joe being a corrupt, racist cop.
Joe, as “The Joeker”, has a rivalry with Adam West.
Has an unnamed ex-wife who apparently has a big ass [clip]
Is married to Lois [clip]
¶ Career as “The Joeker”
Joe is known for being a supervillain in his spare time called “The Joeker”, committing various ridiculous crimes. Usually Adam West as Batman fights him to save the day. He often laughs due to “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha” giving him a stroke, which ends up sounding like creepy laughter.
¶ Lore
- Joe has no asshole [clip]
- Joe's legs are made of metal [clip]
- Joe might be Chinese [clip]
- Served in the military along with Carter [clip]
- Is a war veteran [clip]
- His model was originally standing before he was able to sit down in his chair [clip]
- became trans so he could have a Joebortion [clip]
- Has an alter ego called “The Joeker”, infamous for his laugh
- Beat Chris/Crobbin with a crowbar as Joeker
- Helped Peter save Quahog from the Decepticons as the Joeker
- Works as a pilot [clip]
- Wears a toupee [clip]
- Overcompensates for his disability [clip]
- He accidentally bought a dog-sized squirrel costume once [clip]
- Joe has a mustache and a low social credit score [clip]
- Joe once sued the police department and won [clip]
- He's married to Ida [clip]
- Joe thinks Patty and Selma are Family Guy characters [clip]
- Caught the clam Chlamydia and became famous for it [clip]
- Joe is an AI_Peter moderator [clip]
- Is a dog lover [clip]
- Tried to clone himself once [clip]
- Owns the Mini-Mart [clip]
- His nickname is Wheelchair Joe [clip]
- May be Carter in disguise [clip]
- Works as a weather reporter [clip]
- Is half-Irish [clip]
- Is the owner of “Discount Joe's Turkey Stand” [clip]
- Got stuck in the locker room once [clip]
- Joe has no legs [clip]
- Well, actually, he does have a leg. One only. That's what Trump said. [clip]
- Has a stash of cripple porn [clip]
- His wheelchair stays on during sex [clip]
- Once had sex with Bonnie using a ladder [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- it's joever
- no way X, that's awesome (a character name in lieu of the phrase ‘no way’ causes Joe's tts to sound bored almost)
- my joener
- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- AAAAARRRGGHHH (stroke trigger) [clip]
- Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener, Joener (stroke trigger) [clip]