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- Bonnie uses a fire hydrant as a dildo. She describes the process in incredibly verbose detail. (Bonnie only)
- Chris got suspended from school because he thought it would be funny to microwave his diarrhea.
- Bonnie walks in on Peter wearing Joe's used diaper on his head like a crown, Peter can only talk in the third person and refer to himself as "King Poopoo"
- Lois has been cheating on Peter with the lead actor of Penis-Man, Dennis Dickfingers (Peter and Lois only)
- News: Penis-Man's new lead actor is the one and only Dennis Dickfingers, porn star extraordinare. Diane wants to know if he actually has penises for fingers.
- News: Peter has convinced Mort Game Studios to adapt the Penis-Man franchise. Rumours suggest that the lead actor of Penis-Man, Dennis Dickfingers, will reprise his role as a voice actor in the game.
- News: Tricia Takanawa is reporting live as she makes peanut brittle by blasting a creamy shit into a cake tin, live on air.
- News: Tom asks Diane if she'd like some peanut brittle. She says yes, so he pulls down his pants and blasts a nutty shit into her mouth. She says it's delicious.
- Peter teaches the audience how to make peanut brittle by blasting a nutty shit into a cake tin (Peter only, no other character)
- Peter asks Lois if she wants some peanut brittle. She says yes, and so he blasts a nutty shit into a cake tin. She takes a bite and says it's delicious.