Aluminum
fuck aluminum 2024
Once upon a time, many many yeaws ago, there was a wittle metawl called awuminum~ (*≧ω≦) It was a super ware and precious metawl, just hiding in bauxite ouchies. Back then, it was harder to get than a shiny unicorn! OwO But then, a clever scientist named Humphwy Davy noticed it in 1808, and everyone was like, "OwO, what's this shiny thing?"
Fast forward a bit, and in the late 19th century, an amazing process called electrolysis was discuvwed by two clever scientists, Charles Hawwott and Paul L. T. Héwouin. They used this magic to sepawate awuminum from its ouchy bauxite home, making it more available for everyone to use. People were so excited, and they used awuminum to make all sorts of shiny things like cans and airplanes! OwO And that's how our cute wittle awuminum became a big staw in the metawl world
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