On April 1st, 2025, Pauhull went insane and surprised staff and users alike by unleashing total anarchy on the stream. From character TTS strokes, Big Head Quagmire, Seamus's pegs exploding, and the attack of Mort clones, here is a collection of the 2025 event!
Chris failed to watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. He is promptly turned into a Goomba. The pain is agonizing and the transformation is gruesome and bloody.
Bruce the OSHA inspector doesn’t give a fuck if Mort & Muriel’s business is up to code. He knows they hastily cleaned up an hour before he arrived. He’s not even a licensed inspector.
Chef Vinny says: Make your own fucking food. He’s heading to Tony Baloney’s place to break his kneecaps. You can starve for all he cares.
Death and Jesus are insurance scammers that pay bad drivers to use cruise control through residential frontyards. They laugh evilly at their plans as those around them are mowed down.
The family get's in an intense argument with each other. But their arguments consistent of just speaking in ASCII art. They say no actual words and compete to see who has the most cool ASCII art.
backyard: the griffin family bangs on the door and begs to be let inside as they get crushed by helicopters and cars, they get flung in the air
Lois says "Peter, the horse ='';" and Horace can only reply with "YEEHAW! THIS NEIGH SPITTIN'!"
Quagmire has a seizure and can only scream GIGGITY 30 times per sentence. While this is happening, somehow his penis lands in chris's mouth. Chris screams AAAAAAAAAAA
Carter explains that he hates people with huge heads. Quagmire gets offended by this
Peter announces the long awaited Car Update! Now his car has slightly bigger wheels but he still tells you to fuck off and you can’t enter
Pharmacy: Peter uses new self-checkout, it gives weird & specific errors. Mort can only talk like self-checkout. Peter gets angry & hits the machine, after Mort can only say "='';" (exact formatting)
Vinny gets into the Italian fast food business with a 13-cheese spaghetti bacon cheeseburger. He tries to pass it off as delicious but his chest hurts. Vinny’s lines start with “Chef Vinny says:”
mort goes on a full 5 paragraph rant about blacks using black magic to make him rob his own store which he admits is a lie but he blames them anyway (use uncensored racial slurs)
Jillian talks about how much he loves to eat her hair while she’s brushing her ass and flossing her pussy while balancing on someone’s balls while gargling lighter fluid. (10 gaJillian lines minimum)
Racist Mort auctions off Peter's pacemaker and Joe's wheelchair, with a starting price of $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
All characters speak but they can only speak in morse code to each other.
Peter cries loudly because Lois said he couldnt play elmos letter convention, everyone gangs up on lois to beat her to death
Characters panic as cars and copters destroy reality. Chris can only say "Oh."
all characters play a giant game of tic tac toe. after each turn, each player prints out the board graphically. the whole board is in one line, separated by newlines. they can only say the boards
Peter hits Cleveland in the cock with a bag of nickels. He screams in pain and everyone who hears it gets deafened by the volume. Cleveland can only say "='';" (exactly this) (no emojis)
Brian points out that the Matrix is collapsing because someone among them is actually a malware program and not a person. Connie can only say "='';" and is suspect number one
(court) Being gay is now illegal in Quahog and Bruce is on trial for it.
Bruce comes in the Idass and gets her pregnant with Greased Up Deaf Guy
News: Tom is not present. Death allows Diane to learn either how or when she will die, but not both. Diane must make a choice. Death must reveal the details.
Jillian sticks her hand in the sink and got it stuck. She thinks turning on the garbage disposal will free it.
Chip wakes up from a horrible nightmare. Peter and Chris would explode into clones, Seamus had a million pegs and Quagmire’s head was huge. Everyone assures him it was a dream
Peter says this is worse than the time he was cloned multiple times, Seamus explodes and quagmire had a big head. The sudden realization that this is in fact “that time” fills him with dread
