¶ Judge Blackman
Judge Blackman is the judge who presides over the courtroom and was added in the Courtroom update.
¶ Spawn Locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No | No | No | No | Yes | No | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
Blackman will occasionally clip into other scenes sometimes like the kitchen.
¶ Appearance
Judge Blackman has a godly mustache and wears robes made of law book pages.
¶ Personality
Judge Blackman upholds the law but has also committed a few crimes of his own.
He likes to masturbate on the stand and make the courtroom watch.
The Judge also works part-time at the news station as the weatherman [clip]
¶ Lore
- His favourite phrase is “ugly white woman”
- Blackman has no testicles [clip]
- The judge is a massive Night At The Museum superfan
- Judge's full name is "Judge Clarence Tyrone Blackman".
- Has a fetish for shoving gavels up his ass
- Blackman was responsible for the overturning of Roe V Wade
- Changed his name to “Judge Cracksman” to reflect his cocaine addiction
- Ruled in favor of racially segregating local schools [clip]
- He's ageless [clip]
- Wears fancy glasses [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- Order in the court!
- All rise for the honorable Judge Blackman!
- What the fuck?
- Excuse me?! (Stroke trigger) [clip]