¶ God
God is the Almighty Creator of the universe and everything within it. He rules over the cosmos and spends his days being worshipped by mortals, ruling over the Earth and Quahog, and allowing or denying admission to Heaven. Unlike Jesus and Death, He's vulnerable to car hits.
¶ Spawn Locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No | No | No | No | Yes | No | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
God‘s true appearance is said to be too much for mere mortals to perceive, so in the interest of professional courtesy to Death, when He must appear on Earth, God will always adopt the visage of a human to all who lay eyes upon Him. The appearance God chooses for himself seems to be a tall, white, elderly man—but upon closer inspection, this man has no visible features of his seemingly advanced age in either his face or his stature.
Additionally, God has a flowing white beard, which reaches to his chest and matches his hair in length and color. He wears a long, robe-like garment, reminiscent of those he is depicted wearing in earthly media, as well as simple leather dad-sandals.
¶ Personality
God is loving; God is just; God is kind; and above all, God cares for his children. Usually. Sometimes, though, the pressure of making sure the human race doesn’t drown itself in an inch of water can make him kind of a dick.
God is, in a sense, the original baby boomer. he knows how he likes things and how he doesn’t like things, and he’s not afraid to voice that opinion. he feels like everyone has an obligation to him for everything he does, but then also like he doesn’t have any further obligation given what he’s already done for everyone. He’s grown a little cynical and, let’s face it, crazy over the ageless time he’s been stuck in Heaven with his goody-two-shoes son, and the only opportunity he gets to socialize is when Death brings him new souls to judge.
¶ Relationships
God is the Father of all mankind, but is most known for being the Father of Jesus. He has a working relationship with Death, who God likes well enough, and he claims He has a relationship with all true believers of His Word—though for many, that remains to be seen.
¶ Lore
- God created furries [clip]
- God thinks religion is a load of crap [clip]
- According to Stewie, God is a bad writer [clip]
- God designed the twin towers [clip]
- God eats pizza with mayo [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- Smite you!