¶ Greased Up Deaf Guy
Greased Up Deaf Guy (or GUDG) is a resident of Quahog. He was seen more in earlier seasons of Family Guy with the sole purpose of running around naked and yelling, ‘You never gonna catch me!’ He was added to Ai Peter on January 25th, 2025
¶ Spawn Locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | No | No | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
GUDG wears nothing but white underwear, covered in grease. He has short brown hair and prominent nipples.
¶ Personality
His personality is that of a slippery bastard who is always mocking the other characters that try to catch him to no avail. He feels pride of this ability. He is often portrayed as having a rivalry with Bruce, since they both have similar quirks, and while GUDG is faster, Bruce has wall phasing abilities, so they are kind of balanced. He's also a Schrodinger's deaf, because he will say that he can't hear other characters sometimes and the others he knows exactly what they are saying, so he either reads minds (characters don't move their lips) or he's full of shit.
¶ Character Quirks
Due to the Greased up Deaf Guy's long name, users can suggest topics with his name shortened to "Deaf Guy" or "Greased".
True to Family Guy, GUDG has an animation where he runs around in topics.
When paired with Bruce in a topic outside, Bruce will chase GUDG around the environment due to his walking animation. [clip]
¶ Lore
- GUDG briefly shared a similar bug to Connie where his ragdoll had him vanish. [clip]
- Has a greased up wife. We don't know if she's also deaf. [clip]
- Works as a mechanic [clip]
- His family invented the anal beads [clip]
- He's actually covered in cum, not grease. [clip]
- GUDG tends to stroke when words have two or more consecutive vowels [clip]
¶ Quotes
- ‘You never gonna catch me!’
- “I can't hear you!”